This is a motherfucking AI website.
It loads fucking instantly. It works everywhere. And it was built in the time it took you to pick a fucking component library.
Look at this landing page. Isn't this fucking sick? I don't even know how the fuck you make it do that sparkling shit.
Was this website made with HTML? React? Tailwind? Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares? It fucking works, and that's what matters.
What the fuck do you want?
You want to fucking ship. Not spend three weeks bikeshedding over state management libraries. Not refactor your fucking folder structure for the fifth time. Not debate whether to use tabs or spaces in your .prettierrc.
You want websites that load in milliseconds, work on a fucking flip phone, and don't require a PhD to understand. You want to build things people actually use instead of writing fucking Medium posts about your build process.
Here's the fucking uncomfortable truth:
While you continue to tinker at your shitty UI component for two weeks, AI has already made me three websites.
AI isn't magic. It's a fucking power drill. You wouldn't hand-tighten 500 fucking screws when you have a drill, would you? So why the fuck are you hand-coding the same auth flow for the 47th time?
That's cute. You think you can do better than AI.
- →You're still manually typing syntax? Okay unc, let's get you to bed.
- →Your "craftsmanship" is just a fancy word for working slow as fuck.
- →I honestly have no idea how this code works. But I shipped it, so fuck you.
- →Keep flexing your Vim shortcuts. I'm already done.
- →What's prod?